What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:50
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Tea ?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Me : No
He : I'm 24.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Then let's have some coffee
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : Thank you.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Me : Sure.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : I don't drink
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : Because it's month of August.